News: 40th Anniversary Re-Issue of Pet Sounds In Celebratory Liquid LSD Form

Capitol Records announced today that the commemorative 40th Anniversary re-issue of the Beach Boys seminal record Pet Sounds would come in special liquid LSD form. Spokesman for the company, Rod Shileinburg, made the announcement as millions of music fans around the world waited to sample this re-release.

"We are delighted to present the Beach Boys masterwork Pet Sounds in this revolutionary liquid LSD form", he gleefully shared with a room of eager music journalists. "This never-before-seen experiment will give the listener an altogether different listening experience to previous versions of Pet Sounds. We are all incredibly excited about this release", he added.

The decision was agreed on after months of speculation. Shileinburg stresses that it was the truest way to celebrate this stone cold classic. "We already had the stereo, mono, lazerdisc, picture disc, remasters, original edits, digipak, box set, and Dolby Digital 5.1 versions of Pet Sounds released, so we wanted to try something new. Hopefully this new liquid LSD version will be every bit as ground-breaking as the record was on it's release."

And he promises something special for the Beach Boy fans. "This version will give the best ever insight into the creative genius of Brian Wilson, and how out of his gourd he was at the time."

Beach Boy fanatics have greeted the decision with unanimous approval. Franky Gillup, a long standing fan, was ecstatic at the news. "I've got all the Beach Boys records but this release is going to be a bit special. This LSD version might prompt me have a breakdown just like Brian Wilson. It's all very exciting."

Capitol also announced that the box set release of R.Kelly's award-winning musical 'Trapped in the Closet" would come with a limited edition sachet of Kelly's own sperm.